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With me for some reason is back to being the old insomniac I used to be, I got alot of time to think about well, stuffs. aileen's good intention of talking with me has kept my occupied, and I can only thank her for that.
She has also asked me some questions that I found myself forgotten to asked, questions that I once thought was important and could have been life defining. And as I reviewed back this seemingly unassuming week, I found myself remembering back some important questions that I should have questioned myself with, buy somehow failed too. So in order to set things right, and to keep a promise I made to someone special, here goes.
1) If we steal this, we will be caught right? -Anonymous, Courts Mammoth Klang.
Well, I'm speechless. Canon has send us to a 2 day training course, gave us contact numbers to experts in the field and I myself have about 2 books that I regularly check on regarding Canon products but I simply have no idea about this. I could only nod and give a wry grin at the time, but I do think the answer was obvious. "No if you're good enough, mam."
2) Why are we here? -Discovery Channel, Astro.
Well, I assume it was because my father and mother felt they were ready but I can't be sure.
3) What is the most stupidest thing you've said? -choobied, TTH.
"Yes."
4) Where is Jimmy? -Aaron, Australia.
Well, playing dota. But I'm still on for whatever dastard plans elaine has conceived up, don't worry, ron.
5) Who do you hate? Why? -aileen, MSN.
Well, I only hate 1 person in my life currently. And that only go as far as I don't wish to see her if possible, that's the amount of hatred I have. I only have 4 official girlfriends in my life, she was the 3rd one. Why I hate her? Well, why not?
But seriously, I place honestly above everything else in my relationship. The last thing I said to her over the phone as a couple was "Do you still love me". I never got an answer back. It was there and then our relationship ended and I never called her ever again. I heard she found someone richer, but I don't really care I guess. The last time I met her was the time she called me out to have a drink and asked, "What can you treat me nowdays?". The most expensive thing we could find that day was sushi near the stadium there and I forget how much I spend that night. But I can tell you this, it was a cheap price to pay considering how much it opened up my eyes to who she really was. And yes, she was the girl that caused me to be branded 'evil' by you know who ;)
6) Describe me in one word! - Me to some people, Maxis.
Hsiao Ping - Weird
Lish - Sexy
Christine - Unpredictable
Fiona - Shit.. Ha ha ha ha ha...
Natalie - Mysterious...haha
Ranjeta - Funny!
Lains - One word? er, 'mean'?'evil', 'bullyer'? haha. okay, sweet. (Apparently she didn't understand English well enough or the question was vague on its one word rule)
Kuan - Silly
Kornie - Good
7) Why aren't you sleeping? - Mom, Home.
Because I'm typing out this bloody stuff.
This has undoubtly opened up my mind and matured myself more than I was a couple of hours ago. As I giggle over the fact that aileen don't understand 1337 sp33k, which proved that she still have a so-called life, I leave you with what I think is the best ever answer to a question.
so, at this college there was an extra credit question:-
"Is hell endothermic or exothermic"
this is what one kid wrote:
First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass.
If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose (i.e.,Hell is exothermic).
Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e.,Hell is endothermic).
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by Ms.Therese Banyan during my freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, the second case cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic.
She has also asked me some questions that I found myself forgotten to asked, questions that I once thought was important and could have been life defining. And as I reviewed back this seemingly unassuming week, I found myself remembering back some important questions that I should have questioned myself with, buy somehow failed too. So in order to set things right, and to keep a promise I made to someone special, here goes.
1) If we steal this, we will be caught right? -Anonymous, Courts Mammoth Klang.
Well, I'm speechless. Canon has send us to a 2 day training course, gave us contact numbers to experts in the field and I myself have about 2 books that I regularly check on regarding Canon products but I simply have no idea about this. I could only nod and give a wry grin at the time, but I do think the answer was obvious. "No if you're good enough, mam."
2) Why are we here? -Discovery Channel, Astro.
Well, I assume it was because my father and mother felt they were ready but I can't be sure.
3) What is the most stupidest thing you've said? -choobied, TTH.
"Yes."
4) Where is Jimmy? -Aaron, Australia.
Well, playing dota. But I'm still on for whatever dastard plans elaine has conceived up, don't worry, ron.
5) Who do you hate? Why? -aileen, MSN.
Well, I only hate 1 person in my life currently. And that only go as far as I don't wish to see her if possible, that's the amount of hatred I have. I only have 4 official girlfriends in my life, she was the 3rd one. Why I hate her? Well, why not?
But seriously, I place honestly above everything else in my relationship. The last thing I said to her over the phone as a couple was "Do you still love me". I never got an answer back. It was there and then our relationship ended and I never called her ever again. I heard she found someone richer, but I don't really care I guess. The last time I met her was the time she called me out to have a drink and asked, "What can you treat me nowdays?". The most expensive thing we could find that day was sushi near the stadium there and I forget how much I spend that night. But I can tell you this, it was a cheap price to pay considering how much it opened up my eyes to who she really was. And yes, she was the girl that caused me to be branded 'evil' by you know who ;)
6) Describe me in one word! - Me to some people, Maxis.
Hsiao Ping - Weird
Lish - Sexy
Christine - Unpredictable
Fiona - Shit.. Ha ha ha ha ha...
Natalie - Mysterious...haha
Ranjeta - Funny!
Lains - One word? er, 'mean'?'evil', 'bullyer'? haha. okay, sweet. (Apparently she didn't understand English well enough or the question was vague on its one word rule)
Kuan - Silly
Kornie - Good
7) Why aren't you sleeping? - Mom, Home.
Because I'm typing out this bloody stuff.
This has undoubtly opened up my mind and matured myself more than I was a couple of hours ago. As I giggle over the fact that aileen don't understand 1337 sp33k, which proved that she still have a so-called life, I leave you with what I think is the best ever answer to a question.
so, at this college there was an extra credit question:-
"Is hell endothermic or exothermic"
this is what one kid wrote:
First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass.
If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose (i.e.,Hell is exothermic).
Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e.,Hell is endothermic).
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by Ms.Therese Banyan during my freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, the second case cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic.
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6/21/2005 04:31:00 AM
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