Tuesday, September 23, 2003

Today is a very good day. Or a very bad one. I'm excited to know that my penis would be 3 inches longer, have a brand new gold card from a bank I have never heard of, a body that would put Bruce Lee to shame, some girl name Jenni has given me exclusive access to watch her well, living life live. Also, I'd get my Phd in less than a month, along with those $125 gifts, two in fact. And countless girls are interested in meeting me, even though I've never advertise or visited that place. Not failing to mention that I have no debts, and I can get a 0% loan !!!!!!!!

But on the other hand, it might be a very bad one because I might die a horrible death, or the women of my dream would never love me, ever. Well, not that I have a chance with Kyoko now, but still, to know that I never will plainly sucks :( . Well, I'm not sure how we're supposed to react to chain letters, but if 4 people died because they failed to send this forward, how the fuck did we know they even received it in ther first place ?? Did the post mortem report stated "Patient died after 4 hours of agony in full knowladge that he got what he deserved because of the failure to forward a chain mail to 10 of his friends" ? Well, nothing is impossible I guess, by the count, when the time does arrive for me to face judgement over my failure to read, response and react over the letter, I'm going to die a horrible, horrible, horrible death. Prolly something like getting ran over by an 18 wheeler halfway through getting stung by bees after I was bitten by a snake, and as I struggle to keep alive in the hospital, Kyoko would walk over and spit at me, telling me she will never ever love me. And my cock isn't long enough, I have no body that rivals Bruce, she know about me and Jenni, my PHd isn't coming and I have no debt, but never had any real income anyway. God help me :(

Well, we'll see... If my cock does indeed grows 3 inch longer, that means I'm on the right track ! But if I don't post anymore after 1 week, at least I can rest assure that you knew what happened. And will start 3R'ing those forwarded chain letters. Wish me luck, I'd need plenty of those. Hey, who wouldn't want to look good in front of Kyoko Fukuda, right ?

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