And I hereby declare...

That my own nation has been created. The Jingoistic States of Jingon was founded after a bitter war between the rebelistic Independent Democratic Indians Organized Teams (I.D.I.O.Ts) was won when our well planned "Operation Alcohol Placed In Cage" worked like a charm, successfully driving the 5 hardcore I.D.I.O.Ts out of their hiding place inside a cave believed to have a snake into the trap.

We celebrated by dancing and laughing around the cage, before the official "poke the prisoners" went into full drive, where you can poke the I.D.I.O.Ts using a long stick for 2 minutes for only 3 Setas (1st = USD$0.323)!!

Rest assure that the rebuilding process is going well under way, my castle is expected to be completely built when UK's aid of £32 million is expected to arrive this week. I know you would be glad to know that our favourite picture of me that has adorned to wall of my home for so many years can now be magnified to grace the huge living room of the castle. The people was even kind enough to give us a 15% discount seeing the terrible state our country is in. We'll be definately be in contact again with such honest and kind people.

So fellow humans, come into this exicting new land where opportunity is just a step away (payments not included) from reality and where the streets is paved with gold (well, the ones around my castle is!!). Here I present to you a brief explanation of our country, I'd be looking forward to meeting my new allies, hand in hand we'll make ourselves rich err... with hope and stuffs.



Serious matters aside, why in god's name do I don't have the ounce of courage needed to approach the girl in college? I hereby declare my resolution for this year is to get an A for something and a girlfriend. Well, that's a promise then. It's good to know human are not perfect :)