Ducks behaving badly
The link above contains a report of a recent research that shows that ducks are not only defey what we have come to learn about them but most shocking of all is behaving like *shock* animal :O ....
How could they? Them two legged bastards.
To shorten things up, it shows that about 1 in 10 of the mallard couples are homosexual, someone I'm sure PAS can use to ban ducks from being reared in Terrenganu and also that they frequently tries to rape other ducks. Oh the horror.
This has of course lead to a new development in the world of ducks. It's believed that some ducks are currently in talks for some new shows, most notably Law & Order: Special Ducks Unit and also Queer Eye For The Straight Duck. There is also rumors abound about Donald Duck.
The researcher also stated that he viewed an incident where a duck tried to get it on with a dead duck. So now we're accusing them of being necrophilia as well. I'm not sure who I should call sick, an animal who tries to get it on another dead duck or a person who secretly views the entire event and record it down.
But at the end of the day, we can justify the entire event as a 'research' and that this study has shown that ducks is what it is, an animal displaying what we call 'animal' behaviors and also that they might be closer related to human more closer than we ever thought they were.
How could they? Them two legged bastards.
To shorten things up, it shows that about 1 in 10 of the mallard couples are homosexual, someone I'm sure PAS can use to ban ducks from being reared in Terrenganu and also that they frequently tries to rape other ducks. Oh the horror.
This has of course lead to a new development in the world of ducks. It's believed that some ducks are currently in talks for some new shows, most notably Law & Order: Special Ducks Unit and also Queer Eye For The Straight Duck. There is also rumors abound about Donald Duck.
The researcher also stated that he viewed an incident where a duck tried to get it on with a dead duck. So now we're accusing them of being necrophilia as well. I'm not sure who I should call sick, an animal who tries to get it on another dead duck or a person who secretly views the entire event and record it down.
But at the end of the day, we can justify the entire event as a 'research' and that this study has shown that ducks is what it is, an animal displaying what we call 'animal' behaviors and also that they might be closer related to human more closer than we ever thought they were.
posted by Fuzzy at
3/12/2005 10:01:00 PM
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