The day started off brilliantly. fuz` went out of the house woke up by a certain party at 8 to fetch her home, but he brilliantly managed to delay it until 11am with it "Pretend-Ignore-N-Death' Jedi Trick that not many have successfully mastered. Grunting, he woke up a bit pissed because his offer to take her home yesterday was declined, she choosing to sleep her arse off while he watched a good game of, well two games of footie on the TV channel and having a good time finally figuring out how to stream an online radio to others, write his blog and amazingly still have time to reply to people in mIRC and forum at the same time. The author rarely says alot about people, but if there's an genius wanted, we have ourselves a winner here despite his lack of vocabulary and writing skills are quite apparent as times move on. Well, moving on ... No fuz, using words M-W sent you for Word of The Day doesn't impress me, now go away...

Well, as fuz`walked out from his hideout to his fuzmobile, brilliantly disguised as a Perodua Kancil but unknown to a lot of people it was capable of hitting 150km/h easily, he encountered his former boss, his former mentor who turned bad and betrayed him. Clearly he had some issue to settle with our decent, nice, attractive (according to my sources), single and available hero judging by his looks and the big ass summon he had on his hands. It turns out the summons that our dear hero received as he forget to buckle his seatbelt in the middle of a rescue mission lightyears ago was back to haunt him. The cops was clearly irritated by his course of actions in taking justice and computer repairs into his own hand and was out to stop him at all cost. It turns out the hero still owe RM300 to the police and the current owner of fuzmobile 1.2b wasn't happy at the fact that he can't renew it's road tax if the summons wasn't paid on time. Clearly still irritated by some earlier actions fuz` has went through, he pushed the angry mode button and got into a small argument with his mentor before promising to settle it with him in a few days.

I can easily see his patience starting to wane, he was Running Out Of Time (Starring Andy Lau and Lau Ching-Wan, MUST SEE (Are we getting paid for this ?? (no)) filmabout a cat and mouse game between a negociator and his dying 'client' ) to complete his mission on time. Luck was on our heroes side as he still was within acceptable speed when he passed a police sniper armed with a super zoom camera and a speed detactor. They indeed mean business. With that danger passed, you'd think the police know better than to give up... but noo... instead they tried a brilliant scheme, to make our hero into making a guilty decision so it'll fail the mission itself, it happened they sabotaged the pole on Smart Tags' lane, and as our hero makes a pass, it won't recognise his device and thus making them hit the pole straight on. Any normal human would simply break dow, cry and beg for forgiveness for the sins he has commited, but our hero was not mere mortal, he was eerr..not mortal. Not stopping, he pressed on with even more speed, as we approch the fearsome "Decent-Malaysian-Drivers-Speed" limit, which was about 140km/h there was a joy in the air, as we make light of the unusual way interruption they have just encountered. She was in shocked of what she just say, but he didn't blame her because after all she came from the kampung, she came from Wangsa Maju. As we arrive at the mission completing place ( yes, I don't know how to improve this sentence), fuz` can't help but feel a calm soothing feeling coming over him, knowing he's out of harms way and adding into another piece of the local legendary. And with the recent trend of movies, our poor old lonely, sad, pitiful, adorable, cute (acording to sources), at times lengcai author can only but hope someone picks up exclusive rights to this and make his a rich bastar...eerrr... rich donor to those in need of aid.

As our hero arrives home, with a packet of nasi lemak on his hands, the serenity of the fuzcave overwhelmes him and making him unable to sleep for the next few hours to come, instead staying online doing useless stuffs like ripping an decent artists' living off by downloading one more song by them and pretending to be Drew Carey on irc. Yes, it's a sad job but someone's gotta live it off. Later that night our hero showed his more tender side as he took his smaller brother (and occasionally annoyin sidekick) out for a movie that he won off a cheap SMS contest. The film in question was Johnny Depp's Secret Window which was pretty much... crap. No storylines, no motive, uneven pace other than the decent acting by Depp (which in this humble authors opinion still far below his best) there was nothing else to savour about this movie. But the satisfaction was still intact, for the miracle of them actually managing to arrive in time (well, about 15 mins late for the appointed time) because some evil at work that made our dear decent, nice, attractive (according to my sources), single and available hero got lost on his way to Damansara, going a few km's into KLIA before U-Turning and again wrongly went into Subang Airport due to a wrong turn ............................ (THANKS ALOT BLACK - fuz`) Took them about 1 hour to go from Klang to 1Utama Shopping Centre in a speed of 140km/h .................

Anyway, it was quite a fun day to be honest as everything works out fine toward the end. The usual complaints there, yes.. I found out I have 3 summons which haven't been settled yet, and also Ocean Colour Scene is a mighty fine band :) ... I'd retire to my chamber now, as I smell new danger on the horizon, new battles on the front and new myths to be cast into the memories of humanity tomorrow. Ah, the smell of liberty.. and Glade's Air Haze... yummy...