Tagged

Been tagged by aileen, so here goes nothing.

I have no idea if anyone still reads this though, so whoever reads this and has a blog, you've been tagged. Out of the 10 words, you can only change the order of two words, so have fun.

I
me
blowjob
grapes
random
power
loneliness
water
robot
blue


I woke up to a strange news that I've been tagged, none other than my isiotic gf. When I proceeded to honor the tag, some of my friends cursed me for having woken them up to tell them they have been tagged :( ... She owes me a blowjob for this... and kodomo lion, the one that taste like grapes. But as the random calls to wake people up and tell them they have been tagged, biatchhhh!!!! went on, a strange sense of power begun to engulf me. "My god", I said, "Think of what I could do with this power invested in me, why, why I can pratically eliminate the social plague that is loneliness, that scum of a disease that causes people to sing bad karaoke and pretend to be 14-year-old girls who is interested in me *sob*, them bostords! I'll show them, oh yes I will..."

With a costume custom fitted, hair gelled, muscles toned and signature signed for the purchase of an all weather, water-proof and comes with one year warranty robot, I was prepared to fight the monster from the blue lagoon, who was awaken from his 100 years slumber from idiot who called him up in the morning and apparently said he has been tagged. It's going to be a long day, a long day indeed.