Now, where was I?

Strange eh that i need to go to work to have time to blog :D

Yes, while being on holiday means to many as a time where they get to be teenagers, to me it simply means I need to get off my fantasy horse and come back to reality and realise that I need to work so I can get money that will go towards feeding our golden pig.

Yes, a golden pig that sucks on me and my girlfriends money with promises that it'll take care of us on our vacation, kinda like how insurance works but with less annoyance, commitment and letter of warning. But we doubt any of us will have time for a vacation this year, so I'm imagining that the one that we will eventually have better kick ass.

Some have been bugging me to at least write something here most often, and I've been promising them that since February. So here I am, fulfilling that promise. Recently, I've been wondering why I stopped blogging, something that if you do read my blogs, you would know I do quite often back then. I arrived at two conclusions, plain boredom or my lack of attention span. Since telling people that its due to plain boredom might shocked young bloggers to think that we'll one day got bored of blogging, I'll claim that it's due to my attention span. Now you see, this was one of the thing I wished for and as we all know, we only get 1 wish per year through our birthday and if lucky, another from some shooting stars. Since I'm no astronomer no do I have much interest in the sky, I got 1 wish granted, aileen bought me Augusten Borrough's book.

Thus, my quite legendary unsustainable attention span remains for now. So.. jealously, it's a funny thing, ain't it?

Owners of two dogs will understand. But I wonder, what about fishes? Do you think conversations like this goes on everyday in some fish tank somewhere?

fish 1: i think my wife is sleeping around..
fish 2: what made u think so, my old friend?
fish 1: Well, when I went to check on my cluster of egg, i swear i saw a few that isn't mine.. whose spore could that be?
fish 2: Don't worry old pal, we'll find the guy even if it takes us two days without meals.
fish 1: Two days without food? This is madness..
fish 2: Madness? THIS IS AQUARRRIIAAA...

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Recently a female came to me with the same problem, that they were jealous of the fact that their boyfriend seemingly choose to spend more times with his friend than her. I told her that I do love her and she's just thinking too much, she proceeded to throw a fit and now I better have a kickass plan for our second year anniversary.

Which I naturally don't. I'm just pondering whether telling her the surprise of that date is that I have not planned anything would at least made her not totally kill me for some ingenuity. But for now, I'll simply revel in the fact that I'm still alive, and that I'm not troubled by jealously, at least not yet.

On forth to the weekend I say, when I'll be making a trip to the Baha.. I mean Cameron Highlands, the non-casino hill.